Patni: Aaj Khane Me Kya Banau Indian Continanal Ya Chaynie? Pati: Pahle Tum Bana Lo Naam Hum Khane Ki Shakl Dekh Kar Rakh Lenge
Indian Girl: Mere Char Bhai Aur Tin Bahanen Hain Aapke Kitne Hain? American Girl: Meri Koi Bahan Nahin Hai Lekin Pahli Mammi Se Tin Papa Aur Pahle Papa Se Char Mammi Hain
Santa: Ye Bata Ki Duniya Men Kitane Desh Hain? Banta: Kar Di N Vahi Paglo Wali Baat Duniya Men Ek Hi Desh Hai 'India'; Baki Sab To Videsh Hain!
Santa: Yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai Banta: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai Jiska naam india hai baki to sab videsh hai.